Don’t make yourself look like a tool on our message board.) So if your comment is that you don’t want to read something that’s funny because it isn’t sports related, don’t read. If your comment doesn’t manage any of the three, why should your comment have any validity whatsover? Put simply, it doesn’t. Please refer to the opening credo of the site, the goal is to be smart, funny, and entertaining. Especially while it’s another boring day at work. Lots of people love reading things other than sports. But for those of you with a palate for pop culture (and a sense of humor), enjoy this insight. I know some of you are outraged to find such absurd material as Bachelorette commentary on a SPORTS website and simply can’t fathom any self-respecting human being wanting to read about anything other than the sportiest sports highlights of the day (ahem, Grey Thompson). If so, I cannot do anything for you you need much more than a Bachelorette article to help you now, and I don’t have the time or frankly the desire to help you. If this doesn’t work for you, then look down real quick and check to see if you’re wearing Crocs, jorts, or some combination of the two. Here you have it, guys, the Top 5 things you need to know in order to efficiently communicate with a woman this week.