I only let guys fuck me with a Condom - but no matter how hard I try - right in the middle of a decent fuck they’ll pull out - and it’s a mess! I have wipes and tissues for my backside and hole - so i’m ok! - but sometimes guys get mad coz it’s all over their crotch - and it smells! - and they hafta go back to work & there’s nowhere to have a proper shower to clean up. Only thing is - although I love being fucked! - I don’t have anywhere to go clean out beforehand - and it’s not like I can carry a douchebulb in the car - what if my wife or kids found it? It’s hard enough hiding the little brown bottle of poppers. I have a wife and three kids - but I’m still in good shape! I’m a realtor so have plenty of alone time in the car - and I know a few places I can go to assuage my craving for cock.
I’m the good looking middle aged married guy.